Pretend there is a witty title here

Because all I really wanna say is that I finally got my ears fixed, meaning the lucky medical assistant got to clean out the disgusting wall of wax that was in my ears. So gross. And we will just leave it at that. But I feel like a new woman now that I can hear again! I think I take for granted a lot things, until I don't have them anymore.

But such is life. Be grateful.

p.s. Doctor's advice: Never use a q-tip in your ear.