Thursday, November 13, 2014

Thinking is overrated

Remind me of this fact the next time I decide to do something new with my life. Give me a sleazy paperback and a bag of candy to lure me away from temptation. Because do you know what happens to Megan when she has to use more than 10% of her brain? She turns into evil, irritating, cyborg Megan who is a cross between an angsty teenager and an angry chihuahua. If you ever decide to finish your unfinished business just remember that You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile! Run away! Run far, far away!

Now that you have a visual, I'm assuming I don't need to update you on the status of my life.

1 comment:

  1. I hear ya!! Though I seem to have many other triggers as well . . . too much noise . . . tired . . . hungry . . . too hot . . . too cold . . . Wow!! . . . I better stop there . . . if my list gets any longer you might think I'm like that all the time! Maybe I am?!?! Hope not;) Love Ya Girl!!

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